Woe is me. Today I got dumped by a janitor. The good news–we weren’t really a couple. He was just an annoying co-worked who adored me. The bad news–I’m gonna miss crushing his hopes and dreams of me and him together, sitting side-by-side, blowing kisses in the wind–I can only imagine what he was fantasizing. Nevertheless, he and I are no longer one.
Here’s how it went down: Usually my #1 fan strolls in with his industrial-sized trash can and comes directly up to my desk for some mid-day conversation. We chat about our weekend plans, then I kindly reject his offers for dinner, dancing, watching a movie or any other date he proposes. After the let-down, he heads back down to his office/electrical closet and returns the next day with the same routine. Not today. All I got was a “¿Que paso” and a head knod. I figure he must have finally grown tired of the rejection and decided to kick me to the curb. So yes, woe is me. I actually blame myself and the constant flow of mixed signals, but I like being extra friendly to “the help.” Now I’m back to square one. I wonder who’ll be my next victim?
In spite of today’s heartache, I did recently experience true love at it’s best. Taimak, aka Leroy Green aka Bruce Leroy, accepted my friend request (ala myspace). You might remember him from The Last Dragon and one of my favorite Janet Jackson videos, “Let’s Wait a While.” Awwwww!!! I loved him more than anything…and then came Bobby, but that’s a different story.
P.S. For the record, Bruce Leroy is still lookin’ good.
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