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Best Gifts Ever: Toys

Hey, lovelies!

Finding gifts for kids can be difficult. The childish trends tend to come and go at the blink of an eye. Supposedly Batman is in, and Spiderman is out. Both Ninja Turtles and Mario Brothers are back. I’m still trying to save the princess on level 8 from the very first Nintendo game, so I have no clue as to what’s really going on. To make matters worse, as a person without children, it’s something awful to find myself in a Toys R Us. I absolutely refuse! Kids, germ, crazy parents, an excessive amount of toys – NO! So when it came to selecting gifts for my two nephews, I was a bit stumped. But as the best gift giver ever (second only to Oprah and the Giver of Life), I feel like I’ve topped myself on this one. I definitely claim VICTORY!

Behold.


Twister Trax Bump-n-Go | These battery operated cars operate on a 13-foot track that can twist, turn and…wait for it…GLOW IN THE DARK. Kids can form the track into circles, ramps, loops or whatever their imagination allows.

REASONS WHY MY NEPHEWS WILL TAKE CARE OF ME AND NEVER PUT ME IN A HOME

  • I’m an awesome aunt.
  • I allow them to do whatever they want. Cheetos and chocolate for breakfast? Yes. Run around like a maniac in the toy store? Yes. Play Tickle Monster in my mother’s house and almost break her black figurines and expensive Emett Kelly collection? Yes.
  • I buy them awesome gifts like the Twister Trax Bump-n-Go.

For the childless people out there, if you don’t want to be all alone at Sunrise Assistance Living Center on visitor’s day, then you better start buying better gifts. Showing the babies love and teaching them “the way” is important too (yeah, yeah whatever), but gifts are just as important. Spend the dough!

Sincerely, Ty

4Twister Trax

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Best Gifts Ever: Bathroom Goodies

Hey, lovelies! DAY 02 of Sincerely Ty’s Favorite Things. Yay!

As a self-proclaimed princess, I want no mention of my bathroom behavior outside of prepping and primping. I want people to think that hair, makeup, showers and dental care are the only possible activities going on behind my bathroom door. However, as a firm believer of doing what my body tells me to do (but with the utmost discretion), there’s a huge possibility that something other than the above-mentioned happens. You know what I’m talking about, right? Please don’t make me say it!


Bathroom Goodies featuring Poo-Pourri | Technically there is no proof that I’ve ever done that thing that happens when you’re all alone in the bathroom. But just in case it ever does, I have this little guy on standby.

Poo-Pourri How-To

  • STEP 1: Spray a little Poo-Pourri in the water.
  • STEP 2: Do that thing.
  • STEP 3: Wash hands.
  • STEP 4: Walk out like nothing happen. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!
Day 02

Day 02

Bathroom Goodies

It’s probably not a good idea to hand someone a gift box of Poo-Pourri. But because I am the BEST GIFT GIVER EVER (second only to Oprah and the Giver of Life), my suggestion is to bundle the gift with other bathroom goodies – like bath salts. The picture above shows canisters of goodies from my own bathroom. Each canister was $2 at Wally World and contains the following.

  • Canister of bathroom essentials (Q-tips and cotton balls)
  • Canister of bath salts (I make my own because I’m awesome!)
  • Canister of baking soda (Every Sunday the Princess gives herself a baking soda body scrub. No one on earth (not even Oprah) has elbows soften than mine!)

Total Bathroom Goodies no more than $25. Put the Poo-Pourri and all the goodies in a bag, hand it off, smile and say “You’re Welcome.” Easy gift! Might want to buy some for yourself as well.

Sincerely, Ty

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